Wild Woman of the Woods

The other day I had a slightly strange experience, I was walking Fudge and Pudding in Rendlesham Forrest, when a large dog leaped out at use from a bush. After the inevitable barking and growling had died down, I tried to put the dog on a lead, thinking that it must be lost. As I was doing this, a disembodied voice came out of the bush and said, "It's okay he's with me". Where upon a woman crawled out of the same bush and started picking twigs and leaves out of her hair. I must have looked a bit puzzled, because she said "I saw you had a Doberman and thought it was best to hide". She then gave me a particularly withering stare and tottered off down the path taking her dog with her.

Was she really hiding from me because I have a Doberman? Or was she having a crafty pee? I don't think I'll ever know, but I can confirm that strange women jumping out of bushes at you, is not good for your nerves.